Enough is enough

I was at the Ranch just briefly today and I saw an avatar with these absurdly large breasts shooting out fountains of milk. I have nothing against breast feeding in public but sheesh! I guess that's one way to keep the grass green.

I did some experimenting with taking pictures of myself. How utterly vain of me...

I like the second shot. It makes me look so pensive and thoughtful. If you could have read my mind at that moment you'd have overheard my inner turmoil and despair: I am completely out of Doritos and nothing short of a trip to the store is likely to change things any time soon.